Friday, August 3, 2007

Computer Humor

I was thinking about the first person who thought something was funny. I mean. like he was the first to say a humorous phrase so how did anyone around him know he was funny or what funny even was? Did the first dude have to bite them in the ass? Then you have to think what was he even thinking was funny? "Torg! Why did the mastodon cross the path?" "Uhhgg, don't know? Was he thirsty?" Must have been a side splitter I'm sure.

So what ever it was the only thing for certain is you had to be intelligent enough to get the humor concept, that's a no brainer when I see how many peoples never get my jokes. But if that's the case shouldn't computers be able to joke around? Window is a devious and sarcastic example of what they do to people, but what to computers say to each other over the network connections that we aren't even aware of? Well, with the diligent and ceaseless effort of the Piszczor Institute of Universal Truths and Pimpology (donations are accepted) we believe we have made a brake through on this oft thought provoking subject. Just the other day my main man in the research lab, the squirmy one who talks to family in the forth dimension on company time, has intercepted this humorous transmission of what we submit as the first documented piece of computer humor:

120.52.132.006: 01010111 01101000 01111001 00100000 01110111 01100001 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01100101 01110010 01101001 01110000 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100001 01101100 00100000 01100100 01100101 01110110 01101001 01100011 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110010 01110100 01100101 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110011 01100101 01100011 01101111 01101110 01100100 00100000 01010101 01010011 01000010 00100000 01101111 01110101 01110100 01101100 01100101 01110100 00111111 00001101 00001010

120.58.255.19: 01110101 01101110 01101011 01101110 01101111 01110111 01101110 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01101001 01101100 01101100 01101111 01100111 01101001 01100011 01100001 01101100 00100000 01100100 01100101 01100011 01101001 01110011 01101001 01101111 01101110 00101100 00100000 01110111 01101000 01111001 00100000 01110111 01100001 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00111111

120.52.132.006: 01100010 01100101 01100011 01100001 01110101 01110011 01100101 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100100 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01110101 01110100 01100101 00100001 00100000 01101000 01100001 00100000 01101000 01100001 00100000 01101000 01100001

It's a killer, don't you agree? These guys just kill me!

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