Dec 1989: After binging on multiple dishes of 5-way Cincinnati Chili and frozen Jägermeister after a sales meeting, Jess suffers a massive brainfreeze and gets amnesia.
Apr 1990: While touring with the Traveling Wilburys as a replacement for Roy Orbison under the pseudonym of Dropoff Enpikup, Jess is approached by a mysterious bald man in a wheelchair. "I can help you remember your past," he says. So Jess flies to lower Manhattan to start his training as a mutant badass.
Sep 1991: At a rest stop outside of Oklahoma City, Jess is accosted by a mysterious bald man named Morpheus. "I can show you the way," he says. So he joins him and starts his training as a Kung Fu badass.
Jan 1992: After meeting with a mysterious bearded man in a robe out side his Milwaukee motel room, Jess is transported to the Dagobah System to receive his training as a Jedi badass.
Mar 1993: After completing his myriad of training, Jess suddenly remembers who he is, and goes back home to become a Little League Manager.
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